Thursday, August 1, 2024

Did you know

VERY GOOD ABNORMAL KNOWLEDGE... DO YOU KNOW ? 
 1. *Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water.* 
 2. *The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.*
 3. *The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.* 
 4. *The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.* 
 5. *Ants never sleep!*
 6. *"I Am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.* 
 7. *Coca-Cola was originally green.* 
 8. *The most common name in the world is Mohammed.* 
 9. *When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less.* 
 10. *Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand.*  
11. *There are only two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."*  
12. *The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.*  
13. *There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.* 
 14. *TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.*
 15. *Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.*
 16. *Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system.* 
 17. *Women blink nearly twice as much as men!*
 18. *You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.* 
 20. *The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.* 
 21. *People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.* 
 22. *It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky* 
 23. *The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.* 
 24. *"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.*
 25. *If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.*
 26. *Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.* *Spades* - *King David* *Clubs - Alexander the Great,* *Hearts - Charlemagne* *Diamonds - Julius Caesar.*  
27. *It is impossible to lick your elbow.* 
 28. *111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321* 
 29. *If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.* *If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.* *If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.* 
 30. *What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?* Ans. - *All invented by women.* 
 31.Question - *This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?* Ans. - *Honey.* 
 32. *A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.* 
 33. *A snail can sleep for three years.* 
 34. *All polar bears are left handed.* 
 35. *American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.* 
 36. *Butterflies taste with their feet.* 
 37. *Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.* 
 38. *In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.* 
 39. *On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.* 
 40. *Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.* 
 41. *The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.* 
 42. *The electric chair was invented by a dentist.*
 43. *The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.* 
 44. *Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.*
 45. *Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times* 
 46. *The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
* 48. *Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.*

Friday, July 28, 2023

Witty

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: 
It dissolves marriages, families and careers!

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.

There are two kinds of people who don't say much:
Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive!

One nice thing about egoists:
They don't talk about other people!

1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.

2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion. 

3. A man running in front of a car gets tyred; And a man running behind a car, gets exhausted. 

4. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.

6. Toilets are a great place to think. No wonder they are called "Sochalayas"....

Friday, February 11, 2022

Lateral thinking

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking... 

Just Check It Out! 

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard;    


      man
1. ------------
     board









Ans. = man onboard



Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.  


       
      stand
2. ------------
        i  









Ans. = I understand

OK...

Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you perform?



3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/











Ans. = reading between the lines






      R
4. Road
      A
      D









Ans. = cross road 



Not having a good day now, are you? 

Redeem yourself.




5. cyclecyclecycle








Ans. = tricycle



Easy to figure out, ha!!! 






          0
6. _________
    M.D.Ph.D.









Ans. = two degrees below zero (-2°)



C'mon give it a little thought !!!




      knee
7. ------------
      light










Ans. = neon light ( knee - on - light )




I'm sure you'll have no problem getting this one.


    ground
8. ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet








Ans. = six feet underground




Good One, try this!!! 



9. he's / himself









Ans. = he's by himself 



Here's an easy one!!



10. ecnalg










Ans. = backward glance



Not even close ??? !!! 




11. death ..... life








Ans. = Life after Death


Okay last chance .




12. THINK
















Ans. = think big ! !



And the last one is very funny---


13. Ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...

               
                                                                                        







                                                                              Ans. = long time no 'C'

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Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Puns

Shamelessly stolen...

""Lexophile" describes those that have a love for sentences such as, "You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish,"  and, "To write with a broken pencil is pointless."
An annual competition is held by the 'New York Times' to see who can create the best original lexophile.  
This year's submissions:  
◾I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.  It's syncing now.  
◾England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.  
◾Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
◾This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore. 
◾I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.  
◾A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.  
◾When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.  
◾I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.  
◾A dentist and a manicurist married.  They fought tooth and nail.  
◾A will is a dead giveaway.  
◾With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.  
◾Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
◾Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?  He's all right now.  
◾A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.  
◾The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.  
◾He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.  
◾When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.  
◾Acupuncture is a jab well done.  That's the point of it.  
◾I didn't like my beard at first.  Then it grew on me.  
◾Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?  
◾When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.  
◾When chemists die, they barium.  
◾I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
◾I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I just can't put it down.
◾Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end."

Thursday, September 10, 2020

เค•्เคฐเคฎांเค•



*1.* เค•्เคทेเคค्เคฐเคซเคฒ เค•ी เคฆृเคท्เคŸि เคธे เคฐाเคœเคธ्เคฅाเคจ เค•ा เคฆेเคถ เคฎें เค•ौเคจ เคธा เคธ्เคฅाเคจ เคนै ?
*2.* เคฎोเคฆी เคธเคฐเค•ाเคฐ เค•ा เคฏเคน เค•ौเคจเคธा เค•ाเคฐ्เคฏเค•ाเคฒ เคนै ?
*3.* เค•िเคคเคจे เคšเคฎ्เคฎเคš เคธे เคเค• เคŸेเคฌเคฒ เคธ्เคชूเคจ เคฌเคจเคคा เคนै ?
*4.*  เคนिเคจ्เคฆू เคชुเคฐाเคฃों เคฎें เค•िเคคเคจे เคตेเคฆ เคนोเคคे เคนैं ?
*5.* เคฐाเคท्เคŸ्เคฐเคชเคคि เค•ा เค•ाเคฐ्เคฏเค•ाเคฒ เค•िเคคเคจे เคตเคฐ्เคท เค•ा เคนोเคคा เคนै ?
*6.* เคญाเคฐเคค เค•ी เคคुเคฒเคจा เคฎें เค”เคฐ เค•िเคคเคจे เคฆेเคถों เค•ा เค•्เคทेเคค्เคฐเคซเคฒ เคฌเคก़ा เคนै ?
*7.* เคชाเคจी เค•ा Ph. เคฎाเคจ เค•्เคฏा เคนोเคคा เคนै ?
*8.* เคธौเคฐ เคฎเคฃ्เคกเคฒ เคฎें เค•ुเคฒ เค•िเคคเคจे เค—्เคฐเคน เคนैं ?
*9.* เคธंเคตिเคงाเคจ เค•ी เค•ौเคจ เคธी เค…เคจुเคธूเคšी เคช्เคฐเคฅเคฎ เคธंเคถोเคงเคจ เคฆ्เคตाเคฐा เคถाเคฎिเคฒ เค•ी เค—เคˆ ?
*10.* เค•िเคคเคจे เคฎिเคฒीเคฎीเคŸเคฐ เค•ा เคเค• เคธेंเคŸीเคฎीเคŸเคฐ เคฌเคจเคคा เคนै ?
*11.* เคเค• เคซुเคŸเคฌॉเคฒ เคŸीเคฎ เคฎें เค•िเคคเคจे เค–िเคฒाเคก़ी เคนोเคคे เคนैं ?
*12.* เค•िเคคเคจे เค‡ंเคš เค•ा เคเค• เคซीเคŸ เคนोเคคा เคนै ?
*13.* เค‰เคฆ्เคฆेเคถ्เคฏ เคช्เคฐเคธ्เคคाเคต เคฆिเคธเคฎ्เคฌเคฐ เค•ी เค•िเคธ เคคाเคฐीเค– เค•ो เคช्เคฐเคธ्เคคुเคค เค•िเคฏा เค—เคฏा เคฅा ?
*14.* เคฒोเค•เคธเคญा เคฎें เคชाเคฐिเคค เคฌเคœเคŸ เค•ो เคฐाเคœ्เคฏเคธเคญा เค•िเคคเคจे เคฆिเคจों เคคเค• เคฐोเค• เคธเค•เคคी เคนै ?
*15.* เคเค• เคธเคฎเคฏ เค•ा เคตाเคนเคจ เค•เคฐ เค•िเคคเคจे เคตเคฐ्เคทों เค•े เคฒिเค เคตैเคง เคนोเคคा เคนै ?
*16.* เคถเคŸเคฒ เค•ॉเค• เคฎें เค•िเคคเคจे เคชंเค– เคนोเคคे เคนैं ?
*17.* เคญाเคฐเคคीเคฏ เคฎुเคฆ्เคฐा เคฎें เค•िเคคเคจी เคญाเคทाเคँ เค›เคชी เคนोเคคी เคนैं ?
*18.* เคฎเคนाเคญाเคฐเคค เคฎें เค•ुเคฒ เค•िเคคเคจे เค…เคง्เคฏाเคฏ เคนैं ?
*19.* เคตाเค•् เคเคตं เค…เคญिเคต्เคฏเค•्เคคि เค•ी เคธ्เคตเคคंเคค्เคฐเคคा เค•ा เค…เคงिเค•ाเคฐ เคธंเคตिเคงाเคจ เค•े เค•िเคธ เค…เคจुเคš्เค›ेเคฆ เคฎें เคนै ?
*20.* เคŸी -20 เค•्เคฐिเค•ेเคŸ เคฎें เคช्เคฐเคคि เคŸीเคฎ เค•िเคคเคจे เค“เคตเคฐ เคนोเคคे เคนैं ?
*21.* เคฎเคนाเคค्เคฎा เค—ाँเคงी เคจे เคฆเค•्เคทिเคฃ เค…เคซ्เคฐीเค•ा เคฎें เค•ुเคฒ เค•िเคคเคจे เคตเคฐ्เคท เค—ुเคœाเคฐे เคฅे ?
*22.* เคญाเคฐเคค เค•े เคธंเคตिเคงाเคจ เคฎें เคฎूเคฒเคคः เค•िเคคเคจे เคญाเค— เคนैं ?
*23.* เคฎाเคจเคต เคถเคฐीเคฐ เคฎें เค•ुเคฒ เค•िเคคเคจे เคœोเคก़ी เค—ुเคฃเคธूเคค्เคฐ (เค•्เคฐोเคฎोเคœोเคฎ) เคนोเคคे เคนैं ?
*24.* เคเค• เค…เคถोเค• เคšเค•्เคฐ เคฎें เค•ुเคฒ เค•िเคคเคจी เคฒाเค‡เคจ्เคธ เคนोเคคी เคนैं ?
*25.* M.L.A. เคฌเคจเคจे เค•े เคฒिเค เค•เคฎ เคธे เค•เคฎ เค•िเคคเคจे เคตเคฐ्เคท เค†เคฏु เค•ी เค…เคจिเคตाเคฐ्เคฏเคคा เคนोเคคी เคนै ?

                *.....เค‰เคค्เคคเคฐ....*


















เคธเคญी เคช्เคฐเคถ्เคจों เค•े เค‰เคค्เคคเคฐ เค‰เคจเค•े *"เค•्เคฐเคฎांเค•"* เคนी เคนैं।
๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜Š
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Best Regards,
Rahul
425-445-0827

Saturday, August 15, 2020

Two meanings

You think English is easy??

1) The bandage was *wound* around the *wound*.

2) The farm was used to *produce produce*.

3) The dump was so full that it had to *refuse* more *refuse*.

4) We must *polish* the *Polish* furniture..

5) He could *lead* if he would get the *lead* out.

6) The soldier decided to *desert* his dessert in the *desert*..

7) Since there is no time like the *present*, he thought it was time to *present* the *present*.

8) A *bass* was painted on the head of the *bass* drum.

9) When shot at, the *dove dove* into the bushes.

10) I did not *object* to the *object*.

11) The insurance was *invalid* for the *invalid*.

12) There was a *row* among the oarsmen about how to *row*.

13) They were too *close* to the door to *close* it.

14) The buck *does* funny things when the *does* are present.

15) A seamstress and a *sewer* fell down into a *sewer* line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his *sow* to *sow*.

17) The *wind* was too strong to *wind* the sail.

18) Upon seeing the *tear* in the painting I shed a *tear*..

19) I had to *subject* the *subject* to a series of tests.

20) How can I *intimate* this to my most *intimate* friend?
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Best Regards,
Rahul
425-445-0827