Lateral thinking

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking... 

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Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard;    

      man

1. ------------

     board

Ans. = man onboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.  

       

      stand

2. ------------

        i  

Ans. = I understand

OK...

Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you perform?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Ans. = reading between the lines

      R

4. Road

      A

      D

Ans. = cross road 

Not having a good day now, are you? 

Redeem yourself.

5. cyclecyclecycle

Ans. = tricycle

Easy to figure out, ha!!! 

          0

6. _________

    M.D.Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero (-2°)

C'mon give it a little thought !!!

      knee

7. ------------

      light

Ans. = neon light ( knee - on - light )

I'm sure you'll have no problem getting this one.

    ground

8. ---------------

feet feet feet feet feet feet

Ans. = six feet underground

Good One, try this!!! 

9. he's / himself

Ans. = he's by himself 

Here's an easy one!!

10. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ??? !!! 

11. death ..... life

Ans. = Life after Death

Okay last chance .

12. THINK

Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is very funny---

13. Ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...

               

                                                                                        

                                                                              Ans. = long time no 'C'

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Puns

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""Lexophile" describes those that have a love for sentences such as, "You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish,"  and, "To write with a broken pencil is pointless."

An annual competition is held by the 'New York Times' to see who can create the best original lexophile.  

This year's submissions:  

◾I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.  It's syncing now.  

◾England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.  

◾Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

◾This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore. 

◾I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.  

◾A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.  

◾When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.  

◾I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.  

◾A dentist and a manicurist married.  They fought tooth and nail.  

◾A will is a dead giveaway.  

◾With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.  

◾Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  

◾Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?  He's all right now.  

◾A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.  

◾The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.  

◾He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.  

◾When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.  

◾Acupuncture is a jab well done.  That's the point of it.  

◾I didn't like my beard at first.  Then it grew on me.  

◾Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?  

◾When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.  

◾When chemists die, they barium.  

◾I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

◾I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I just can't put it down.

◾Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end."